Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly?

Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say.

Alright, let's mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew. Hey, guess what you're accessories to. Fetal stemcells, aren't those controversial? Good news, everyone! There's a report on TV with some very bad news!

You are the last hope of the universe. Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be.

I don't want to be rescued.

Good news, everyone! There's a report on TV with some very bad news! Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn't I break his legs? I've been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?

  1. Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar.
  2. Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy.
  3. What's with you kids? Every other day it's food, food, food. Alright, I'll get you some stupid food.

Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head."

I'm sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in. Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

  • Oh, I don't have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain.
  • Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose.
  • Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.

Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn't I break his legs? But I've never been to the moon! Shinier than yours, meatbag. Is that a cooking show? Ask her how her day was.

We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral! Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died. Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg 'fixes' it… then perhaps gifts!

You guys aren't Santa! You're not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? Really?! You guys aren't Santa! You're not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? Noooooo! Leela, Bender, we're going grave robbing.

You know, I was God once. And why did 'I' have to take a cab? Why not indeed! I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money.

You guys aren't Santa! You're not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? You, a bobsleder!? That I'd like to see! Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy. But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver.

Oh sure! Blame the wizards! No, she'll probably make me do it. I meant 'physically'. Look, perhaps you could let me work for a little food? I could clean the floors or paint a fence, or service you sexually?

I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money. For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored.

I was all of history's great robot actors - Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! What's with you kids? Every other day it's food, food, food. Alright, I'll get you some stupid food.

Throw her in the brig. Throw her in the brig. But existing is basically all I do! Large bet on myself in round one.

Hello Morbo, how's the family? When the lights go out, it's nobody's business what goes on between two consenting adults. Bender, hurry! This fuel's expensive! Also, we're dying! Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk!

I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians. Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head. Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family. Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar.



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